Last night just after dinner a crime of passion was committed in "Dog Patch" on the grounds of the Presidential Palace. Inside sources tell us that a "suspicious at best" dinner guest named Uncle Doug (AKA the champ) became very "excitable" after touring the throne room and seeing first hand the "pirate bounty" of the presidents' ancestors. Inside security sources tell us that based on a review of security footage, "Uncle Doug" was seen the rest of the night fidgeting with the BBQ lighter and rushing the other guests through the presidential dinner. This has prompted a man hunt for "Uncle Doug".
Further security footage released moments ago shows "Uncle Doug" had two accomplices. Both parties are well known to authorities as "gate men" from other jobs. Our sources tell us the two identified in this footage may be going by the names Rupert and Tuck and have been in and out of the fence since childhood. They are considered harmless and just two more victims of the irresistible charms of "Uncle Doug".
News Update: The "Pirate Bounty" was uncovered early this morning in a field not far from the crime scene, and as you can see in this exclusive photo the "bling" has been removed leaving only the treasure chest. The manhunt for "Uncle Doug" continues.
The chief of the presidential secret service, "Zizzy" (iChicken81), is seen in this photo chasing the bad guys. We asked Zizzy how this could have happened? Her reply: "We are all shocked that "Uncle Doug" being such a close friend of Prince Julian of Big Tree, would do such an unthinkable thing like blowing the "bling". The Pirates Bounty was going to be shared at the meeting of our president and the Prince of the Big Tree. Unfortunatly we're not at all shocked by this. Most men, once exposed to the throne room, are never the same. Which is why the president has always demanded her secret service staff be female animals. Once again we are shown the power that fun has over men." Further details at 23 hours.
Further security footage released moments ago shows "Uncle Doug" had two accomplices. Both parties are well known to authorities as "gate men" from other jobs. Our sources tell us the two identified in this footage may be going by the names Rupert and Tuck and have been in and out of the fence since childhood. They are considered harmless and just two more victims of the irresistible charms of "Uncle Doug".
News Update: The "Pirate Bounty" was uncovered early this morning in a field not far from the crime scene, and as you can see in this exclusive photo the "bling" has been removed leaving only the treasure chest. The manhunt for "Uncle Doug" continues.
The chief of the presidential secret service, "Zizzy" (iChicken81), is seen in this photo chasing the bad guys. We asked Zizzy how this could have happened? Her reply: "We are all shocked that "Uncle Doug" being such a close friend of Prince Julian of Big Tree, would do such an unthinkable thing like blowing the "bling". The Pirates Bounty was going to be shared at the meeting of our president and the Prince of the Big Tree. Unfortunatly we're not at all shocked by this. Most men, once exposed to the throne room, are never the same. Which is why the president has always demanded her secret service staff be female animals. Once again we are shown the power that fun has over men." Further details at 23 hours.
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