While Judith was busy getting ready for work this morning, I noticed this little guy lurking outside our office.
As some of you may know Rufus was AWOL for awhile, and we where under the impression from what some guy told us that he had just moved on to a better buffet up the street!So when I saw my old pal Rufus had returned for a visit it made my day, we put on a pot of tea, brought out the old pictures of us picking apples, and laughed about the old times Rufus and I spent together.
And then I asked Rufus why he left so abruptly and It turns out that he was actually kidnapped by the "Paul Road Gang" against his will. I showed him the ransom photo's that the gang had published on the web and he said that he wondered why that guy dropped his apple mid bite right in front of Rufus, and as Rufus went to pass it back to him, a flash of light happened and the guy walked off with his apple. Rufus just thought nothing of it, until I showed him the photo's.
Anyway it turns out that a nice woman with short blond hair driving a white Oldsmobile set Rufus free in the middle of the night after the gang was all passed out! Rufus says he isn't going to press charges as they seemed kinda nice, and really bad at crime. He may have his friends go and leave some surprises on there lawn when they are least expecting it, or have a lawn to do there business on. So in the end Rufus is safe, and we can get back to the chains, and Judith's pricelist.
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Too funny! Actually, I'm pretty happy he's back to your place eating Judith's salad bar instead of the one we have set up in our septic system.
We actually offered him the job of chief thief for the Paul Road gang. His first job was to get all your beer. Apparently he fell for the old apple distraction. He needs work.
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