"Good people of the rock, we are gathered here today to discuss the future.""Doug, how many times do I have to remind you to get everyone more blender drinks before we get started."
Al, look alive, we may have some bleeding hearts in the room, and we will need pictures and names for the database of trouble makers, and for pete's sake make sure those mountain bikers don't get in like last time, I can't understand a word they say with all that lingo and cussing."
"The Future."
We interrupt this for a message from your public broadcaster: "The Chip Bandit was spotted in Dead Rear (AKA Red Deer) but after an extensive manhunt they have lost the trail of 'Alex', details at 11:00 pm."
And back to our broadcast of the "on the thrown" speech, a political future!
"Where was I? Oh right ... The Future, thanks Al."
"Damn, Al watch the door, I can see those mountain bikers coming our way."
"Make sure they have paid their taxes at least, if we're going to let them in."
"Doug, how are those blender drinks coming, do we have enough to lube the good people?"
"Amanda is never around when I need her, OK, where was I? Oh right ... The Future, thanks Doug."
"The Future"
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We could hijack pretty much every committee on this rock and transform it into a place where I could get lunch during the winter, the Co-op would make money, all fire rookies would have pagers, and there would be a slushie machine at every venue.
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