Wanted
Reward Offered
Warning: Do not approach without more chips!
'Alex' is not too tall, not too short, not too old and not too young. We know is he is ex-SCF (Special Chip Forces) and knows all the tricks to get you to give up your chips, including the oldest trick in the book best known as the "empty bag" fake out, as well as the "let me get that for you" hustle.
We assume by his craftiness he must be under the guidance of the famous "Chip Bandit."
The Chip Bandit was made famous in the great chip heist of 1967, where he removed all the chips from a small west coast community without a trace and is assumed to be hiding out on a remote island still eating chips. The Chip Bandit has never been photographed but is known to have a Chip Ring that spans the globe. We are hoping to discover the true identity of the Chip Bandit after our capture of 'Alex', with his inevitable confession as we deny him chips until he gives up the secret location of the Chip Bandit.
Reward Offered
Warning: Do not approach without more chips!
'Alex' is not too tall, not too short, not too old and not too young. We know is he is ex-SCF (Special Chip Forces) and knows all the tricks to get you to give up your chips, including the oldest trick in the book best known as the "empty bag" fake out, as well as the "let me get that for you" hustle.
We assume by his craftiness he must be under the guidance of the famous "Chip Bandit."
The Chip Bandit was made famous in the great chip heist of 1967, where he removed all the chips from a small west coast community without a trace and is assumed to be hiding out on a remote island still eating chips. The Chip Bandit has never been photographed but is known to have a Chip Ring that spans the globe. We are hoping to discover the true identity of the Chip Bandit after our capture of 'Alex', with his inevitable confession as we deny him chips until he gives up the secret location of the Chip Bandit.
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We found the chip bandit he is sleeping in our house.
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