SANTA: "Judith, I L.O.V.E you!"

After a hard day at world headquarters signing bonus cheques, the president was whisked into the local Co-op store to give "Ol Saint Nick" a little cheer, ("if you what I mean") cause even Santa needs a little Judith time this time of year ("I mean, they do get together in the summer for the reindeer "summer" games, but that is just not the same, if you know what I mean"), before getting on Air Force One ("She has a friend that has a friend. if you know what I mean!") to ensure she will arrive at the North Pole in time to help the elves with Peter's special Christmas gift! Rumour has it, Peter has been "so" good (if you know what I mean!") this year he is getting something really special from Santa, (" I mean REALLY special, if you know what I mean")! So stay tuned..................